Hair today, gone tomorrow

Jane Tran hair jewelry arrived today just in time to hoist my unkempt hair up and out of my face...I was transformed from a rumpled troll to a sales associate worthy of working at iniam! I'm sort of reaching here, but I think the effect of Jane Tran's elegant hair accessories has something to do with her B.A. in Psychology from Northeastern University...is it possible she is the only woman in the world to truly understand what a bad hair day means? Every time the store receives these headbands and barrettes, they are gone quicker than you can say 'my hairdresser made me look like Jennifer Aniston.'